What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 21:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So they tried

Still no good

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

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