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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 21:06

Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
No way
—
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Mya Lesnar, Daughter of WWE Star Brock, Wins 2025 NCAA Shot Put Championship - Bleacher Report
Just Forget it!
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
5 Simple Walking Tricks That Burn Fat and Build Muscle, According to a Trainer - Eat This Not That
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
How do I seduce a maid for sex?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist
So they tried
Still no good
share office space ...
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance